So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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