i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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