no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
you had me at cake vodka
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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