My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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