did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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