:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
