did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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