how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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