i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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