She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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