Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Porn is love you can see.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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