Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Everything about him screamed your future.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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