brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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