adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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