You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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