So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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