I think I died a long time ago.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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