Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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