Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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