guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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