i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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