do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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