I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You smell like stripper and shame
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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