Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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