that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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