fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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