I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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