Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
