It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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