The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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