drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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