i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
