no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
do nipples grow back?
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