And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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