the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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