Got a toothbrush?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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