Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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