Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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