ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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