No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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