Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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