why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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