how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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