K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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