I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
