What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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