Where did you get a picture of my penis
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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