were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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