She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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