RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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